“1.Text her back as soon as you see her messages 2. Don’t lie to her 3. Don’t let her fall asleep without telling her you love her 4. Don’t let her fall asleep mad 5. Don’t make stupid mistakes 6.Call her and say you love her at least once a week 7.If you can both work your schedules around a skype date then do it 8. Plan to visit her 9. Don’t get mad at her for dumb things 10. If you have a reason to be upset with her then talk about it & work it through 11. Listen to her,anything she says is important 12. Remind her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles 13. Don’t build walls between you two 14. Trust her enough to tell her how you really feel 15. Make her remember she’s yours every time you kiss her 16. Long distance is a test & it’s up to you to get that A+ 17. Show her songs/poems/anything that reminds you of her 18. Call her baby,babe,sweetie,beautiful etc. all the time 19. Don’t break her heart 20. Hold her hand in public no matter who is looking 21. Make love to her as if it was the first and last time 22. Don’t take her for granted 23.Be spontaneous when you take her out 24. Hold her tight when she cries 25. Love her with every breath of your existence”— This is how you keep her
(via cannibal-jesus)
“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”
i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans
(via damn-funny)
